Attention Study Hall, Take 2

Dear Study Hall Students,

I was surprised that it took only took 12 days for you to forget about my Google Maps rule.

Sincerely,

Your Study Hall Proctor

Musical Tastes

Dear Chemistry Students,

Another note about your surveys.

Thanks for not citing any Justin Bieber discography in your "Chemistry reminds me of this song..." comments.

I can be proud to say that my classroom is a Bieber-free zone.

Sincerely,

Your Chemistry Teacher

Surveys

Dear Chemistry Students,

A 75% response rate for my survey makes me quite happy.

To the student who responded that they had a "Poor" understanding of dinosaurs, my dummy variable, I am truly sorry.

If you would like to talk more about dinosaurs in class, I will attempt to work a few lessons in.

Sincerely,

Your Chemistry Teacher

Mol Day

Dear Chemistry Students,

I am writing your test on the mol... on mol day.

Sincerely,

Your Chemistry Teacher

End of the Day

Dear Chemistry Students,

I can appreciate that you're antsy at the end of the day; however, simply stating that "I want to play football" does not mean you can blow off today's lesson.

(tired sigh)

Sincerely,

Your Chemistry Teacher

Attention Study Hall

Dear Study Hall Students,

I am looking forward to the day when you collectively forget that I give detention for being on Google Maps instead of  legitimately working.

Sincerely,

Your Study Hall Proctor

Partially Completed Homework

Dear Chemistry Students,

Hi, it's your teacher.

It concerns me that you had multiple days to complete 10 1-step calculations and some of you have not looked at them since they were outlined in class.

Multiple days!

Sincerely,

Your Chemistry Teacher

Unplanned Fire Drills

Dear Chemistry Students,

I HATE UNPLANNED FIRE DRILLS AND HOW HAPPY THEY MAKE YOU

Sincerely,

Your Chemistry Teacher

Clever Responses

Dear Chemistry Students,

I am regularly impressed with your wit and clever antics.

For example, your team name of "Tin and Juice" was exceedingly clever (albeit inappropriate for high school).

I cannot wait to read your "texts" to our hypothetical professor.

I certainly hope to dish out plenty of points for laughing uncontrollably.

Sincerely,

Your Chemistry Teacher

Halloween Demos

Dear Chemistry Students,

Hi, it's me, your teacher.

How's it going?

Glad to hear it.

Hey listen - just wanted to let you know that the upcoming Halloween demo day will shatter your young minds with awesomeness.

On that note, I will prepare an inversely interesting worksheet on molecular weight.

Sincerely,

Your Chemistry Teacher