Attention Study Hall, Take 2

Dear Study Hall Students,

I was surprised that it took only took 12 days for you to forget about my Google Maps rule.

Sincerely,

Your Study Hall Proctor

Musical Tastes

Dear Chemistry Students,

Another note about your surveys.

Thanks for not citing any Justin Bieber discography in your "Chemistry reminds me of this song..." comments.

I can be proud to say that my classroom is a Bieber-free zone.

Sincerely,

Your Chemistry Teacher

Surveys

Dear Chemistry Students,

A 75% response rate for my survey makes me quite happy.

To the student who responded that they had a "Poor" understanding of dinosaurs, my dummy variable, I am truly sorry.

If you would like to talk more about dinosaurs in class, I will attempt to work a few lessons in.

Sincerely,

Your Chemistry Teacher

Mol Day

Dear Chemistry Students,

I am writing your test on the mol... on mol day.

Sincerely,

Your Chemistry Teacher

End of the Day

Dear Chemistry Students,

I can appreciate that you're antsy at the end of the day; however, simply stating that "I want to play football" does not mean you can blow off today's lesson.

(tired sigh)

Sincerely,

Your Chemistry Teacher